Daily Fun Blog

Truck Art

2006-03-29T07:40:00.000-08:00

Crazy Auto Tuning

2006-03-29T07:28:00.000-08:00

A Place To Stay ...

2006-03-29T07:06:00.000-08:00

Panties History

2006-03-28T15:32:00.000-08:00

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro

2006-03-28T15:27:00.000-08:00

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them:
-"It's a illegala to put a cinque people in a Quattro."
-"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
-"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
-"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile!" the German says unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."
- "You canta puta thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer.
"Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people in a car and you are breaking the law."
- "I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence zupervisor over !"
- "Sorry. He can'ta come righta know. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno

Mission Impossible 3

2006-03-28T15:24:00.000-08:00

The New Google Religion Search

2006-03-28T15:10:00.000-08:00

is rather useful when you have to use God to back up your personal opinions but don't have time to do any research...

Types of Computer Women

2006-03-28T09:54:00.000-08:00

Virus Woman
She installs in your apartment and play the boss. If you try to uninstall, you loose some stuff.
If you don't, you'll loose everything.

Internet Woman
You have to pay to have access.

Server Woman
Always busy when you want her.

Windows Woman
You know that she have many bugs, but you can't live without her.

Macintosh Woman
Attractive, almost perfect, costs more money, but not so compatible with others. Only 5% of men have the pleasure to get her.

PowerPoint Woman
She’s ideal for party presentations, business meals, etc.

Excel Woman
They said that she knows many things, but you have her only for basic things.

Word Woman
Always she waits you with surprises and there is nobody can understand her.

DOS Woman
Everybody has her once, but nobody wants her now.

Backup Woman
You think that she have enough, but when you want to try her, she's missing something.

Scandisk Woman
We know that she's good and willing to help you, but she really dosen't know anything.

Screensaver Woman
Useful for nothing, but she amuse you.

Paintbrush Woman
She's all makeup, but nothing in rest.

Harddisk Woman
She knows anything, all the time.

User Woman
She doesn’t make anything good and always ask you something.

E-mail Woman
From 10 sentences she talks, 9 are bullshit.

Young Casanova

2006-03-28T09:45:00.000-08:00

Secritary Job Application

2006-03-28T09:15:00.000-08:00

Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

Funny Bags

2006-03-28T08:19:00.000-08:00

Team Building

2006-03-28T08:11:00.000-08:00

Riddle:

40 People: 38 thinking about food, 2 thinking about sex. What is it ?
Wedding!

40 People: 38 thinking about sex, 2 thinking about food. What is it ?
Golden wedding!

40 People: 38 thinking about sex. What is it ?
Team Building.

7 Steps To Start Your Day With A Positive Attitude

2006-03-28T07:13:00.000-08:00

1. Open a new file in your PC .

2. Name it " Boss "

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?"

6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....

7 . Feel better?

Free Mammogram

2006-03-28T04:57:00.000-08:00

Poor Girl

2006-03-28T04:23:00.000-08:00

Children saying stupid things

2006-03-28T04:16:00.000-08:00

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday, you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Gus, why do you always get so dirty?
GUS: 'Cause I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to. My Mom's a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.